Look Behind You

No matter how much you prepare for something, no matter how well you execute it, it’s the thing you’re not expecting that’s gonna getcha…

A Turn On to Life! theme song?

I’ve always wanted a theme song like those 80s TV shows had. You know, Magnum PI, Fall Guy, Hardcastle & McCormick, and of course, The Greatest American Hero.

Well, here’s a submission left on my voicemail by an enthusiastic client. Tell me what you think… (Warning: Contains some profanity.)

Hysterical Babies

Hey Jude:

Infectious Laughter:

My New Business Card

Thanks to Quinton for “redesigning” my business card:

Too much?  😉

(This is a joke, in case it’s not obvious.)

Dance, Monkeys, Dance!

Ever felt like this guy?

Next time you get frustrated, maybe you can think of this guy and laugh instead:

Butch and Sundance at the Gym

Sundance: Hey Butch, tell me something. How many pushups can you do?

Butch: I don’t know 25, 30. How many can you do?

Sundance: I don’t want to say.

Butch: Come on. Tell me.

Sundance: It’ll be embarassing.

Butch: Don’t be like that. How many?

Sundance: 100

Butch: 100? Wow, that’s impressive. How is that embarrassing for you?

Sundance: It’s not, it’s embarassing for you.