Look Behind You

November 16, 2011

No matter how much you prepare for something, no matter how well you execute it, it’s the thing you’re not expecting that’s gonna getcha…


A Turn On to Life! theme song?

January 24, 2011

I’ve always wanted a theme song like those 80s TV shows had. You know, Magnum PI, Fall Guy, Hardcastle & McCormick, and of course, The Greatest American Hero.

Well, here’s a submission left on my voicemail by an enthusiastic client. Tell me what you think… (Warning: Contains some profanity.)


Hysterical Babies

March 23, 2008

Hey Jude:

Infectious Laughter:


My New Business Card

April 12, 2007

Thanks to Quinton for “redesigning” my business card:

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Too much?  😉

(This is a joke, in case it’s not obvious.)


Dance, Monkeys, Dance!

April 9, 2007

Ever felt like this guy?

January 5, 2007

Next time you get frustrated, maybe you can think of this guy and laugh instead:


Butch and Sundance at the Gym

January 1, 2007

Sundance: Hey Butch, tell me something. How many pushups can you do?

Butch: I don’t know 25, 30. How many can you do?

Sundance: I don’t want to say.

Butch: Come on. Tell me.

Sundance: It’ll be embarassing.

Butch: Don’t be like that. How many?

Sundance: 100

Butch: 100? Wow, that’s impressive. How is that embarrassing for you?

Sundance: It’s not, it’s embarassing for you.